01.09.06
Three Things (Smartass Edition)
It’s been a while since I took part in one of these blog memes, but Jim listed me as his first invitee, and I haven’t been blogging much lately, so I suppose I’ll give it a go—but I’m cutting the numbers from seven to three, because it’s the only way I’ll ever finish this infernal thing. While I’m at it, I’ll include Amazon Associates links in a blatant attempt to make a quick buck. Go ahead, click! Buy! Enjoy!
Three Things to Do Before I Die
- Sell a screenplay.
- Live for a while in Europe.
- Become truly fluent in at least one foreign language.
Three Things I Cannot Do
- Sing.
- Dance.
- Breathe underwater.
Three Things That Attract Me to Blogging
(Apparently not much, these days, or I’d be doing it more often.)
Three Things I Say Most Often
- “the”
- “of”
- “to”
Three Books I Love
- The Pelican Shakespeare
- Collected Fictions, by Jorge Luis Borges
- The Complete Essays of Montaigne
Three Movies I Watch Over and Over Again
- This Is Spinal Tap
- The Big Lebowski

